PLANNING APPLICATION FOR COMPETITIVE POOL LICENCE
Dear International Pool Federation,
This letter is foremost a request for you to send out one of your Pool Table Surveyors. They will need to assess the current table at the Brighton dealership and make sure everything is up to code.
First, let us address the question we assume will be your first response “why does a car dealership need to register for a competition pool licence?”
Well, the answer is simple, yet o’ so very long. In light of recent success at the CANSTAR awards, winning Most Satisfied Customer – Small Cars 2020 and Best Value New Cars 2020, Wheels Awards consisting of Best Value Light/City Cars with Swift winning Gold and Baleno winning Silver. Further, the Jimny won Gold for Best Value Off-road 4x4's and Vitara taking Bronze for Best Value Small SUV. We also won Best Cars in the Universe, and have now outgrown our modest trophy cabinet.
Leaving us with one feasible option. Turning one of our dealerships into a pool room, or “carpool room”. Giving ample space for all trophies in our possession with room for more in the future.
Additionally, our sales department has been getting highly competitive on the current table, and foul play is suspected. We want to remove any possibility of this happening and given an even playing field.
We ask that you respond to this letter promptly. Not only is the next award season around the corner, but tensions are brewing in the sales department.